The teacher decided to challenge the class with a riddle. “Does anyone know how to put 2 holes into one hole?”
The class was stumped, and so the teacher assigned it as homework to figure out.
The next day, the students returned, still clueless.
“I’ll show you the answer now, children,” the teacher said, looking quite pleased with himself.
He then placed his thumb and pointer finger together to form a ring, held it up to his nose, and said, “Look, here’s the hole I made with my fingers, and it’s covering the two holes on my nose.”
A little while later, young Johnny raised his hand. “Excuse me, sir, but do you know how to put 7 holes into one hole?”
The teacher, intrigued, replied, “I have no idea, Johnny. Why don’t you enlighten us?”
Johnny grinned and said, “You simply sit on your recorder, sir.”
…
An elderly couple were getting ready for bed. The old man, already sleepy, was about to drift off when his wife said, “Remember how, when we were first married, you’d hold my hand and say goodnight?”
Grumbling a bit, the old man stretched out his hand, held hers, and muttered, “Goodnight.”
Before he could fall asleep, she added, “And then you’d kiss me lovingly.”
With a sigh, the old man gave her a quick kiss on the cheek.
Just as he was about to doze off, she said, “And then, you’d bite me on my neck!”
The old man tossed off the blanket and got out of bed.
“Where are you going now?” she asked.
“To get my damn teeth!”
