Valentine’s Day. I had a candlelit dinner ready, waiting for my wife to get off work. It was almost nine PM when she finally texted me:”Something came up at the office. Don’t wait for me.”But the next second, I saw a post on Ins from her secretary, Jax.
“On a business trip with my female boss for Valentine’s Day, and all the hotels are fully booked. This is awkward…”The photo showed a woman in a bathrobe, her back to the camera, looking out a floor-to-ceiling window.The comments were full of praise for him, saying he was lucky, and how curvaceous and feminine his boss was.
Jax just replied with a dog-face emoji.So, Scarlett’s “something came up” meant taking her male secretary for a “good time.” I immediately screenshotted his Ins post and put it on my SnapChat Story, adding a smirking emoji.
The next second, Scarlett’s call came through. She ripped into me:”Jax was just kidding around! Why are you being so petty? What kind of grown man is so small-minded?!”I hung up on her, then sent a text: “Let’s divorce.”
