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Manny Ruiz, 53, is a minor league baseball scout who’s logged 280,000 miles on his 2017 F-150 in the last six years, eats 80% of his meals at dive bars off interstate exits, and hasn’t let himself flirt with anyone since his ex-wife left him for a rival scout the day he got passed over for a major league scouting gig in 2011. His biggest flaw is he holds grudges so tight they leave indentations: he still changes the radio station any time his ex’s favorite Taylor Swift deep cut comes on, still won’t stop at the gas station off I-64 where he first saw her kissing the other guy.

He’s camped out at a dented Formica bar in a tiny Ohio town 40 minutes south of Cleveland on a Tuesday, fresh off scouting a left-handed high school pitcher who throws a curveball so sharp it makes batters trip over their own cleats, when the school board election watch party swells in behind him. The air smells like fried dill pickles and burnt popcorn, the jukebox hums George Strait deep cuts low enough that the yelling from the crowd around the TV cuts through. The candidate on screen, a guy in a too-tight MAGA hat ranting about banning graphic novels from the middle school, looks like a used car salesman who forgot to iron his shirt.

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A woman slides onto the bar stool six inches to his left, close enough that he catches the sharp, clean scent of pine hand soap and cinnamon gum over the bar’s grease and beer fumes. She’s wearing worn Carhartt overalls rolled up at the cuffs, steel-toe work boots with a scratch of red paint on the toe, and has a faint smudge of engine grease on her left wrist. When she reaches for the draft beer the bartender slides her, her elbow brushes the forearm he’s propped on the bar, warm and calloused, and he flinches like he touched a live wire.

“If that idiot promises one more time to ‘save our kids from woke math’ I’m gonna throw my soft pretzel at the screen,” she mutters, loud enough only he can hear.

Manny snorts before he can stop himself. He hasn’t laughed at a stranger’s joke in longer than he can remember. He glances over, and she’s holding eye contact, one dark eyebrow raised, silver streaks threading through her black hair pulled back in a messy braid. She tells him her name is Lena, she fixes classic cars for a living, and the guy yelling on the TV is her estranged husband. They’ve been separated eight months, but he refused to announce it, said it would tank his election chances, made her come to three campaign events last month like nothing was wrong.

The taboo of it nags at him first, sharp and uncomfortable. He doesn’t do drama, doesn’t do small town mess, doesn’t do women who are still technically married, even if their husband is a ranting idiot running for school board. He’s half ready to grab his notebook, pay his tab, and drive to the next town before anyone can recognize her sitting next to him, when she shifts on her stool and her knee brushes his under the bar, warm and deliberate, and he freezes.

She asks about the scouting notebook sticking out of his flannel pocket, asks if he’s ever seen a kid who had “it” even when their stats were garbage. He tells her about a 17-year-old in rural Kentucky who only threw 82 mph but could place a curveball in a teacup from 60 feet away, who he fought the front office for six months to sign, who just got called up to single A last week. She listens, leaning in a little closer, no fake smiles, no polite nods, actually listening, and he feels that tight knot in his chest he’s carried for 12 years loosen just a little.

When the election results pop up on the screen, her husband loses by 12 points, and the crowd around the TV groans loud enough to rattle the neon Pabst sign. She smirks, lifts her beer, clinks it against his bourbon glass. “That’s the best news I’ve had all year,” she says. She offers him a fried pickle from her basket, and when he reaches to take it, their fingers brush, and he feels a jolt run up his arm that has nothing to do with cold beer or warm bar lights.

His internal conflict spikes fast: half of him is disgusted, calling himself an idiot for getting tangled up in a stranger’s mess, for even considering acting on a spark with a woman who still has a husband’s name listed next to hers in the local paper, the other half of him doesn’t care, wants to keep listening to her laugh, wants to know how she got that scratch of red paint on her boot, wants to stop feeling like he’s just going through the motions every day.

When she asks if he wants to walk three blocks to her garage to see the 1972 Camaro she’s been restoring for two years, he hesitates for two full seconds, then nods. They step out into the crisp October air, crumpled red and orange maple leaves crunching under their boots, and she slips her hand into his when they cross the street, not romantic, just practical to make sure the pickup speeding down the main road sees them, but his palm sweats anyway.

She flips the garage light on when they get there, and the Camaro sits in the middle of the space, cherry red, half disassembled, engine parts spread out on a folding table next to it. She leans against the hood, crosses her arms, and tells him she hasn’t brought anyone else to the garage since she separated, that she could tell he was the kind of guy who doesn’t run from messy, half-finished things the second he talked about that Kentucky pitcher.

He steps closer, close enough that he can smell that pine soap and cinnamon gum again, and brushes the smudge of engine grease off her wrist with his thumb. When she tugs the hem of his flannel to pull him closer, he doesn’t pull away.