Here is the rest of today’s joke.
An elderly man walked into a little diner just after sunrise and sat down at the counter.
The place was quiet, except for the soft clatter of dishes in the kitchen and an old radio playing behind the register.
A young waitress came over with a fresh pot of coffee.
“What can I get you, sir?”
“Just one cup of coffee,” the old man said.
She poured it for him and smiled. “That’ll be $3.50.”
The old man reached into his coat pocket and slowly counted out three dollar bills, two quarters, and a dime.
He looked at the coffee, then looked back at the waitress.
“Miss,” he asked, “do you charge for refills?”
“No sir,” she said. “Refills are free.”
The old man nodded, pushed the full cup back across the counter, and said, “Good. Then I’ll take the refill first.”
Did that one get you?
