Here is the rest of today’s joke.
A retired man named George stood in line at the bank for twenty minutes without saying a word.
The line moved slowly. One customer needed a new card. Another had a stack of checks. Somebody ahead of him asked for coin wrappers.
When George finally reached the teller, she gave him an apologetic smile.
“I’m sorry for the wait, sir.”
George leaned on the counter and said, “That’s all right. I’m retired.”
The teller laughed. “So you have plenty of time?”
George shook his head.
“No,” he said. “That’s the problem. Now that I’m retired, people think I have nothing to do, so my calendar is fuller than it was when I had a job.”
The teller smiled and asked, “Then what can I help you with today?”
George pulled out a deposit slip.
“I just came in to ask if you folks could move a little slower tomorrow,” he said. “I have a dentist appointment and I hate being early.”
Did that one get you?
