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Manny Ruiz, 57, has restored 112 vintage camper vans out of his cinder block garage shop in east Austin, and he hasn’t let a single person who wasn’t a paying customer step foot past his roll-up door in 12 years. Not since his ex-wife hauled off with his 1969 Ford Econoline and a 28-year-old line cook from the taco joint down the street, leaving a note that said he cared more about rusted floorboards than he ever cared about her. He’s got a routine, he sticks to it: 7 a.m. coffee black, 8 a.m. tejano radio cranked loud enough to drown out the hum of his sanders, 6 p.m. lock up, Thursday nights reserved for the pop-up taco truck in the empty lot three blocks over, no exceptions.

Mid-October Austin still holds the last of the summer heat in the asphalt, but the breeze carries a sharp whiff of cedar from the hills west of town when Manny leans against the side of his personal 1972 Westfalia, twisting the cap off a cold Modelo while he waits for his al pastor order. He’s half watching a group of college kids play cornhole in the grass when she walks up, the new next-door neighbor who moved into the bungalow 20 feet from his shop three weeks prior. He’s avoided her on purpose: he heard through the grapevine she’s on the local HOA board, the same group that’s been threatening to fine unpermitted home businesses out of existence for the last six months. The second he spotted her carrying a HOA meeting flyer to her mailbox last week, he’d slammed his garage door shut so fast the track rattled.

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She stops two feet from him, one boot propped on the curb, and Manny tenses, ready to argue about noise levels or junk cars or whatever she’s there to nag him about. The wind picks up, blows a strand of honey-brown hair into her face, and she steps closer to get out of the gust, her elbow brushing his bare forearm. He can smell jasmine hand lotion and roasted chili from the taco grill on her clothes, notices her navy blue nail polish is chipped at the edges, that there’s a thin pale scar cutting through the tail of her left eyebrow. “You’re Manny,” she says, not a question, and her voice is lower than he expected, rough like she spends half her day yelling over construction noise. “The guy who blasts Selena so loud my kitchen cabinets shake at 8 a.m.”

He opens his mouth to apologize, to say he’ll turn it down, but she grins, and the tension in his shoulders unwinds a little against his will. “For the record, I love it. I’ve been stealing your playlist for my commute to the elementary school where I teach art. I finally found a station that doesn’t play the same 10 pop songs on loop.” The taco truck vendor yells both their names at the same time, and they step forward in sync, reaching for the crinkly brown paper bags at the same second. Their hands brush, her palm warm and calloused at the fingertips from the native wildflowers he saw her planting in her yard that morning, and a jolt zips up his arm he hasn’t felt since he was 19 and snuck into a bar with a fake ID. She laughs, pulls her hand back slow, and holds up her bag. “Al pastor, extra pineapple, no cilantro. Swear I didn’t copy you. I just have incredibly specific taste.”

He invites her to sit on the fold-out bench in the back of his Westfalia before he can talk himself out of it. She kicks her muddy boots off before she climbs in, leans back against the cushion he sewed himself out of old canvas, and tells him her name is Lena, that she got voted onto the HOA last month specifically to push back against the people trying to shut down small home businesses. Her dad ran a motorcycle repair shop out of his garage for 32 years, she says, and she’d never let a bunch of out-of-state transplants kick people like him out of the neighborhood. She teases him about slamming his garage door every time she walks past, says she thought he was hiding a body back there for the first two weeks she lived there.

The sun dips below the treeline, the string lights strung above the taco truck flicker on, and Manny finds himself laughing for the first time in months, talking about the van he’s currently restoring for a veteran who wants to drive it to Alaska, about the way his grandma taught him to work on cars when he was 10, handing him wrenches while she listened to the same tejano station he plays now. Lena leans in when he talks, her knee pressing against his denim-clad thigh, and she doesn’t look away when he meets her eyes, her pupils blown wide in the low light. “I have a 1968 Ford Camper Special rotting in my driveway,” she says, picking a piece of pineapple off her last taco and popping it in her mouth. “My dad left it to me when he died. I’ve been too scared to ask anyone to look at it, because I know it’s a mess. You think you could stop by tomorrow? I’ll pay your normal rate, plus I’ll bring pork tamales I made last night. The good kind, with red chile sauce.”

Manny hesitates for half a second, his brain screaming that he’s breaking all his own rules, that he’s letting someone too close, that this is only going to end like the last time, with him alone and a broken van and a note stuck to his fridge. But he looks at her, at the smudge of taco sauce on the corner of her mouth, at the way she’s twisting the ring on her index finger like she’s nervous he’ll say no, and he nods. She grins so wide her cheeks dimple, climbs out of the van and slips her boots back on, waves over her shoulder as she walks toward her house, yelling that she’ll see him at 9 a.m. sharp, no excuses.

He sits there for another 10 minutes, sipping the last of his beer, staring at the string lights strung between the oak trees. He touches the spot on his forearm where her elbow brushed him earlier, still warm even through the layer of grease he forgot to wash off before he left the shop. He gets up, climbs into the driver’s seat of his Westfalia, turns the key, and the tejano station blares to life right as he pulls out of the lot, heading for home.