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Elroy Voss, 62, retired high school woodshop teacher, spends three days a week patching up the county park system’s beat-up vintage picnic tables. He’s got a scar across his left palm from a 2019 table saw mishap, and a habit of turning down every social invite that crosses his path—15 years of that, ever since his wife left him for a retired park ranger she met on a group backpacking trip, and he decided putting himself out there was more trouble than it was worth. He’d driven out to the county fair that sweltering August afternoon only to check the 12 new pine tables he’d installed near the honey exhibition tent two weeks prior, no other agenda. A cold can of lemonade sweated through the paper napkin in his back pocket, sawdust dusted the cuffs of his frayed work jeans, and the air reeked of fried dough, cotton candy, and the faint acrid tang of diesel from the Ferris wheel idling 100 yards away.

He’d knelt down to tighten a wobbly leg bolt on the closest table when a warm, solid weight crashed into his left shoulder, hard enough to send him tipping sideways into the sun-warmed pine tabletop. A stack of white wooden hive frame samples clattered to the grass at his feet, and a low, rough laugh rang out next to his ear. “Sorry about that,” she said, and when he looked up, he recognized her immediately: Marnie Hale, his ex-wife’s younger cousin, the one who’d brought her 10-year-old son to his woodshop after school 21 years prior to build a pinewood derby car that ended up winning the district competition. She had silver streaks threading through the thick dark braid slung over her shoulder, crinkles fanning out from the corners of her hazel eyes, and mud caked on the toes of her steel-toe work boots, same as his. She wore a faded beekeeper’s jumpsuit tied around her waist, and she smelled like clover honey and peppermint lip balm when she leaned down to grab the closest sample frame, her forearm brushing his as they both reached for the same one at the same time.

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The hair on the back of his neck stood up immediately, old instinct kicking in to shut down, to mumble a quick no problem and walk away before he got dragged into whatever family drama she was carrying. He’d spent 15 years avoiding every single one of his ex’s relatives, convinced they all thought he was the boring, unadventurous loser she’d painted him as in the divorce. But she didn’t let him pull away. She held the frame out to him, her fingers calloused and dusted with pollen, and tapped the edge of the pine with a fingernail. “You built these tables, right? I can tell from the joint work. You always did do a cleaner dovetail than anyone else within 30 miles.” She leaned in a little then, not enough to cross a line, just enough that the faint sound of the carnival barker yelling about ring toss prizes faded into the background for a second. “I never bought what she said about you, by the way. The whole ‘too stuck in his routines’ garbage. Routine’s just another word for showing up, when you’re our age.”

Elroy froze, his hand still hovering half an inch from the frame in hers. He’d replayed his ex’s insults so many times over the years he’d started to believe them, convinced no one over 50 would ever see him as anything but the quiet guy who’d rather sand a table leg than go on a hike. He realized he’d been leaning in too, unconsciously, like he was scared to miss what she said next. She didn’t push, just smiled, and tapped his work boot with hers, playful, no pressure. “I need 12 custom hive stands built for my backyard apiary. Will pay you double your usual rate, plus all the wildflower honey you can carry for a year. I’ve been meaning to call you for months, but I didn’t want to freak you out.”

The resistance he’d carried around like a lead weight in his chest for 15 years melted so fast he almost laughed out loud. He took the frame from her, his fingers brushing hers for a beat longer than necessary, and didn’t pull away. He told her he’d be at her place at 9 a.m. Saturday, tape measure and set of planed oak planks in the bed of his truck. She scribbled her address on the back of a honey competition entry slip, folded it small, and tucked it into the pocket of his work shirt, her knuckles brushing the scar on his chest through the thin cotton when she did.

He watched her walk back toward the honey tent, braid swinging, and popped the tab on his lemonade, the cold citrus stinging his tongue. He’d skipped the fair’s annual fish fry every year since the divorce, but for the first time, he found himself walking toward the food booth line, instead of toward his truck. He tucked the small jar of wildflower honey she pressed into his hand as a down payment into the cooler next to his remaining lemonade cans when he left an hour later, and the faint, sweet hum of the fair’s observation beehive followed him all the way across the parking lot.