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Manny Ruiz, 53, is a minor league scout for the Cincinnati Reds farm system, 18 years on the job, logging 40,000 miles a year crisscrossing small midwestern towns, surviving on gas station burritos and lukewarm coffee, scribbling notes in a tattered binder held together with silver duct tape. His biggest, most non-negotiable flaw? He’s avoided any romantic involvement with anyone tied to the league since his divorce 8 years prior, when his ex-wife, a former league admin, spread petty rumors he was fudging scouting reports to favor a nephew he didn’t even have. The gossip followed him to every park for two full seasons, snickers in press boxes, side comments from other scouts, and he’d sworn a hard, fast rule never to mix work and anything that felt like pleasure.

It was 9 PM on a sticky July Tuesday in Lima, Ohio, after a showcase for high school senior prospects, when he ducked into a tiny beer garden strung with faded Christmas lights off a highway exit. He just wanted a cold IPA and a basket of fried cheese curds before driving 90 minutes back to his no-frills motel. The only empty spot at the weathered picnic tables was next to a woman in a navy league polo, her dark hair pulled back in a loose braid, flipping through a stack of crumpled game notes. He nodded, sat down, didn’t think twice about it until she reached for a curd off his basket at the exact same time he did, their knuckles brushing hard enough to make him drop the peanut he’d been holding.

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“Sorry,” she said, laughing, her voice low and a little rough from yelling at umpires all day. She held up her hand, and he noticed the faint callus on her index finger, the chipped navy nail polish, the tiny scar slicing through her left eyebrow. He recognized her then: Elara Voss, the new league operations director, the woman he’d been emailing for three months about shifting showcase dates to avoid midwest storm seasons, but he’d only ever seen her grainy headshot on the league website. She was 49, he remembered reading, had spent 12 years coaching D1 softball before taking the front office job.

They fell into talking easy, no awkward small talk required. She teased him about the peeling Reds sticker on his scouting binder, said his reports were the only ones that didn’t read like they’d been copied from a 2012 Reddit thread. He told her about the 17 year old lefty he’d seen that afternoon who threw 94 miles an hour and had a curveball that made batters trip over their own feet. She leaned in when he talked, her knee brushing his under the table, the heat of it seeping through his worn denim jeans, and she didn’t pull away. He could smell coconut sunscreen on her skin, mixed with the crisp hop scent of her lager, nothing like the heavy, expensive perfume his ex had worn that always gave him a headache.

The conflict hit him slow, a low twist in his gut. He knew what this was, the little spark, the way he kept catching himself staring at the tiny freckles across her nose, the way she laughed at his dumb joke about umpires who couldn’t tell a strike from a grapefruit. This was exactly the thing he’d sworn off. People would talk. The other scouts would joke he was getting preferential showcase slots, that he was sleeping his way to better access to top recruits. He hated being the center of gossip, hated the way people stared at him after his divorce, the quiet whispers when he walked into press boxes. But the longer he sat there, the less he cared about any of that. She got him, in a way no one had in years, understood the grind of driving 10 hours for a 2 hour game, the quiet thrill of spotting a kid who has that raw, unpolished talent no one else sees.

It started raining out of nowhere, fat, warm drops that soaked through the paper tablecloth in 10 seconds, everyone screaming and running for their cars. She groaned, said she’d left her umbrella in her office that morning. He grabbed his beat up waterproof scout jacket, the one he’d had for 10 years, held it over both their heads, his arm slung tight around her shoulders as they ran the 50 yards to her SUV parked by the road. She was pressed up against his side the whole time, her arm wrapped around his waist, he could feel her heart beating fast through her polo shirt.

When they got to her car, she turned to him under the jacket, her hair stuck to her forehead, raindrops running down her cheeks, and she kissed him first, quick at first, then deeper, he could taste the salt from the soft pretzel she’d eaten earlier, the sweet tang of the cherry seltzer she’d chased her beer with. He didn’t pull away, didn’t think about the stupid rule he’d made 8 years prior, didn’t think about the gossip, didn’t think about anything except how right it felt.

They stood there for another minute, kissing in the rain, until a passing pickup honked loud enough to make them both jump. She laughed, pulled back, fished her keys out of her jeans pocket. They agreed to keep it quiet for three months, no one at the league had to know until they figured out if this was more than a random rainy night hook up. He watched her pull out of the parking lot, waving through the driver’s side window, before he turned and walked to his own beat up truck, his jacket still smelling like her sunscreen. He climbed in, pulled his scouting binder out of the passenger seat, flipped to the page with the lefty pitcher’s notes, scribbled a quick line in the margin, then slammed the binder shut, turned the key, and pulled onto the highway, a stupid grin on his face he couldn’t wipe off even if he tried.