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Rafe Mendez, 53, has been a cattle auctioneer in eastern Oregon for 22 years, rasp in his throat and permanent ache in his boots to prove it. His biggest flaw, per the VFW regulars, is that he’s shut himself off from anything not involving sale rings, feedlot runs, or the two beers he drinks every Friday at the weekly fish fry. Twelve years prior, his wife left for a Portland marketing job, took their 10-year-old daughter with her, and he’d decided right then letting someone get close was more trouble than it was worth. He turned down every set-up, brushed off every friendly advance from single women at the county fair, even stopped returning his sister’s calls half the time, just to keep his quiet, predictable routine intact.

The May air smelled like fried catfish and sagebrush the night she walked in. He was leaning against the cinder block wall by the fryer, wiping beer foam off his plaid flannel cuff, when he spotted her. She wasn’t a regular: scuffed work boots, high-waisted jeans fit for mucking stalls not office work, faded OSU Extension hoodie, holding a paper plate piled high with catfish and hushpuppies, scanning the crowded room like she wasn’t sure where to sit. She caught him staring, didn’t look away, quirked one eyebrow and smirked, then walked straight to his rickety plastic table instead of joining the county worker cluster by the jukebox.

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“Lena Marlow,” she said, sliding into the seat across from him, holding out one calloused hand. “Just took over the county 4-H program. Everyone says you’re the guy who can tell me why livestock show entries are down 40% from five years ago.”

He shook her hand, and the jolt up his arm caught him off guard. Her skin was warm, rough from garden work, grip firm, no dainty half-handshake. He mumbled a greeting, tried to go back to his beer, but she didn’t let him retreat. She teased him about the YouTube clip of his auction patter she’d found, did a terrible high-pitched impression of his rapid-fire call that made him snort beer out his nose, drawing laughs from the guys at the next table. He found himself talking longer than planned, telling her about the stubborn Charolais heifer that escaped the sale ring last month, led him on a 20-minute parking lot chase before cornering herself by a port-a-potty. She leaned in when he talked, elbows on the table, her knee brushing his under the plastic for three slow seconds before she shifted back, eyes glinting like she knew exactly what she’d done.

The internal tug of war hit hard then. One half of him wanted to lean in too, ask what she liked to drink, if she hated potato salad as much as he did, if she’d ever sat through a full cattle auction just for fun. The other half screamed this was just work for her, that she’d get what she needed and move on, that he was an idiot for even wondering if there was more to the conversation than 4-H funding requests. He finished his beer, started to stand, ready to make an excuse and leave, when the VFW commander grabbed the mic to announce the weekly raffle, grand prize a brand new 4-burner propane grill.

Rafe bought two tickets on a whim, handed one to her without thinking. The winning number was called 10 minutes later, and it was his. He held up the crumpled ticket, shook his head laughing, as the guys whooped and clapped him on the back. He looked down at Lena, still sitting across from him, chin propped on one hand, grinning like she knew what he was going to say before he said it.

“I got a ribeye in my deep freeze that’s been sitting six months waiting for a reason to be cooked,” he said, before the cowardly part of his brain could talk him out of it. “Haven’t grilled for anyone in 12 years. If you’re free tomorrow, it’d be a shame to waste a new grill on just me.”

She laughed, leaned across the table, pressed a quick warm kiss to his stubbled cheek. She smelled like lavender and fried catfish, and his ears went red so fast he could feel the heat creep up his neck. “I’ll bring the potato salad,” she said, nodding at his flannel pocket. “Wrote my number on the napkin I slipped in there 10 minutes ago. Don’t text me at 6 a.m. to cancel, I already bought the dill pickles for it.”

He stood stunned for a second, then fished in his pocket, sure he’d misheard. The napkin was there, her messy scrawl across it, a tiny doodle of a cow next to the 10 digits. He walked her out to her beat-up Ford pickup when the fish fry wrapped up, the grill slung under one arm, the crumpled napkin clenched tight in his other hand. She leaned against the driver’s side door, held eye contact for three long quiet beats, parking lot lights gilding the ends of her hair. “Don’t be late,” she said, before she climbed in, started the truck, and pulled out of the lot.

He stood there for a minute after her taillights disappeared over the hill, rubbing the spot on his cheek where her lips had touched, listening to crickets chirp in the sagebrush across the road.