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Manny Ruiz, 52, spent 28 years directing planes into Atlanta Hartsfield-Jackson before a minor stroke pushed him into early retirement three years prior, six months after his wife’s ovarian cancer diagnosis turned terminal. He’d moved to the tiny mountain town outside Asheville on a whim, bought a beat-up 1972 Ford F150 and a cabin with a porch big enough to hold his entire collection of vintage aviation models, and settled into a routine so rigid he still set three alarms for 6 a.m. even though he had nowhere to be. His biggest flaw, the one his late wife used to tease him about constantly, was that he hated breaking unwritten rules—even the stupid ones, like the rule Carol, his wife’s childhood best friend who’d retired to the same town a year before him, had laid down six months back: no dating before five years of widowhood, no exceptions.

He was manning his chili booth at the annual fire department cook-off when he spotted her, sun gilding the auburn streaks in her dark hair, linen dress dotted with a single splotch of chili at the hem, canvas library bag slung over one shoulder. Clara Bennett, 48, the new county librarian, had moved to town four months prior after a messy divorce from a college professor who’d left her for his 22-year-old grad student, and Manny had been avoiding her for three of those months, ever since he’d stayed after library closing to help her restock the local history section and they’d talked for two hours about WWII bomber pilots—her dad had been one—and she’d laughed so hard at his story about accidentally directing a private jet to the wrong runway his sides had hurt. He’d walked her to her car that night, had his hand on the door handle, had almost leaned in, before he remembered Carol’s rule and bailed like a scared teenager.

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She cut through the crowd straight for his booth, hips swaying a little in the soft mountain breeze, and leaned her elbows on the wooden edge so close he could smell lavender lotion mixed with the hickory smoke curling off the fire pit behind the booths. “Been hiding from me, Ruiz?” she said, grinning, and her knee brushed his when she shifted her weight, sending a jolt up his spine he hadn’t felt since he was 16 and his first girlfriend had held his hand at the drive-in. He fumbled a plastic sample cup of his abuela’s red chili, the one that had won first place two years running, and when he handed it to her their fingers tangled for half a second, warm and calloused on both ends, and he dropped the stack of napkins he was holding. She bent to pick them up, her shoulder pressing firm against his denim-clad thigh when she stood back up, and he had to look away for a second to catch his breath.

He admitted he’d been avoiding her, mumbled something about Carol’s stupid rule, about feeling like he was betraying his wife even though he knew she’d tell him to stop being an idiot if she was still around. Clara snorted, took a sip of the chili, and moaned so loud a couple of the fire guys walking by hooted. “First off, that’s the best thing I’ve ever tasted,” she said, wiping her mouth with the back of her hand. “Second, Carol doesn’t get to write rules for your life, Manny. I’ve been waiting three months for you to stop being a coward and ask me out.” Before he could respond, the fire department siren blared to announce the 50/50 raffle winner, and the crowd surged behind her, shoving her straight into his chest. He caught her by the waist, his palms pressing into the soft linen of her dress, the fast thud of her heart matching his own under his flannel shirt, and for ten seconds the noise of the crowd faded out, just the sound of both of them breathing hard, her green eyes locked on his, no more excuses, no more stupid rules.

He asked her to get peach pie at the food truck down the block right after the awards, no hesitation, and she grinned so wide her dimples showed, leaning in to kiss his cheek soft and slow, her lips warm against his sunburned skin, before she said yes. The announcer called his name for first place chili ten seconds later, and he handed her the cheap plastic trophy shaped like a chili pepper to hold while he collected his $200 prize check. She slung her free arm through his as they walked toward the pie truck, her hip pressed to his the whole way, and when she took another bite of the sample chili she held the spoon up to his mouth, the sweet heat of the sauce lingering on the plastic long after he’d swallowed.