Here is the rest of today’s joke.
A grandmother named Mrs. Wilson went to the doctor carrying a folded piece of paper in her purse.
When she sat down in the exam room, she pulled it out and handed it over.
The doctor adjusted his glasses.
“Mrs. Wilson,” he said, “this is quite a list.”
“I know,” she said. “At my age, doctor, I don’t like to waste a trip.”
He began reading.
“Sore knee. Stiff back. Trouble sleeping. Ringing in the ears. Forgetting names. Getting tired after lunch.”
He looked up. “How long have you had all these problems?”
Mrs. Wilson leaned forward and lowered her voice.
“Well, doctor,” she said, “I didn’t have most of them until I started reading that pamphlet in your waiting room.”
Did that one get you?
