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Rico Morales, 53, makes his living sandblasting rust off 1970s Hondas and rewiring wiring harnesses chewed through by field mice in central Texas barns. He’s got a scar across his left knuckle from a 1982 Kawasaki kickback, a workshop behind his bungalow stacked so high with parts he can barely walk through the door, and a grudge against his neighborhood HOA so thick he’s been sending every official notice back unopened for six months. His only real flaw? He writes off anyone even tangentially tied to organizational bureaucracy before they say three words, a habit he picked up after his ex-wife, a former school district administrator, spent three years of their marriage nagging him to “normalize” his workshop and get a “real, stable job.”

He only showed up to the summer block party because his regular customer, a retired high school football coach who lives three houses down, showed up at his workshop at 4 PM with a six-pack of Shiner Bock and threatened to drag him over by his ear if he didn’t come. Rico planned to stay 20 minutes max, nurse one beer, avoid the scowling old HOA board members he’d been butting heads with, and slip back to his shop to keep working on a 1976 CB550 he was restoring for a kid going off to college.

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That plan went out the window the second Clara walked over. She’s the new HOA president, just moved to the neighborhood three months prior, and Rico had already pegged her as another out-of-touch Karen who’d spend the next year nagging him about his “unapproved” chain link fence around the workshop. She’s holding a paper plate stacked with grilled jalapeño poppers, her light blue sundress sticking slightly to her shoulders from the 92-degree heat, a streak of grill grease smudged across her left wrist. She stands close enough that he can smell coconut sunscreen and the faint cedar smoke from the charcoal grill 10 feet behind her, no gap between their shoes when she stops in front of him.

“Rico, right?” She holds out a popper between two fingers, and when he reaches to take it, their fingertips brush. His are rough with calluses from grinding metal, hers have a thin, hard callus on the index finger, like she spends a lot of time digging in dirt. “I’m Clara. The new HOA head. I know you’ve been sending our letters back. For the record, I don’t care about your fence. The old board was just mad you wouldn’t donate to their stupid neighborhood gazebo fund.”

He blinks, taken off guard. The popper crunches when he bites into it, spicy enough that his eyes water a little, and she laughs, a low, warm sound that cuts through the noise of kids screaming on the slip n slide at the end of the block. She hands him a crumpled napkin, and their shoulders brush when she leans in to nod at a white-haired man in a golf shirt across the park, the former HOA president who’d tried to fine him $200 for leaving a motorcycle frame on his front lawn for two days. “That guy’s been hoarding all the good brisket for 45 minutes. I almost called him out on it an hour ago but he brought his grandkids, so I cut him slack.”

Rico snorts. He doesn’t realize he’s smiling until she points it out, teasing him that he looks way less intimidating when he’s not scowling at HOA mail. They talk for 20 minutes straight first, then 40, the beer sweating through the paper coaster in his hand, the twang of the local country band playing off to the side fading into background noise. She tells him she took the HOA job because no one else would, and her first order of business was repealing the dumb rule banning front yard vegetable gardens, that she grows her own tomatoes and hatch chiles along her front walk. He tells her about the motorcycle he’s building for the college kid, about the time he drove 12 hours to west Texas to pick up a 1969 Triumph that had been sitting in a rancher’s shed for 30 years.

A kid running past with a dripping blue popsicle almost slams into her, and Rico pulls her closer to the oak tree he’s been leaning against, his hand on her elbow for two full seconds before he lets go. Her skin is warm, a little sticky from sweat, and she doesn’t flinch, just grins up at him, the golden hour light catching the silver streaks in her dark hair. “I have a favor to ask,” she says, leaning in so he can hear her over a group of teens yelling as they tackle each other into the slip n slide. Her breath is warm against his ear, the faint sweet smell of iced tea on her tongue. “My dad left me a 1978 CB750 when he passed last year. It’s been sitting in my garage, I don’t know the first thing about fixing it. I was gonna come knock on your door last week but I was scared you’d sic that rubber snake I saw on your porch on me.”

Rico laughs out loud, loud enough that a couple walking by glances over. “That snake’s for the old board. You’re exempt.” He tells her he’ll come over tomorrow morning at 10, no charge, just to take a look at what it needs. She says she’ll make her famous chile rellenos for lunch as payment, and her hand lingers on his forearm for three full beats before she pulls back when a neighbor calls her name to help carry a stack of folding chairs.

He stays for two more hours, way past the 20 minute mark he’d set for himself, helping her haul coolers of leftover soda to the community center, trading stories about bad road trips and the worst parts of dealing with entitled customers (her, for her old marketing job, him, for people who try to haggle restoration prices down by 50% because “it’s just a old bike”). When she finally heads to her car to leave, she tucks a spare, still-warm jalapeño popper into his palm, winks, and tells him not to be late tomorrow.

He stands there under the oak tree for five minutes after she drives away, eating the popper, the spice still burning the tip of his tongue, watching the last of the neighbors pack up their coolers. He hasn’t looked forward to waking up early for anything that isn’t a rare motorcycle pickup in almost eight years. He pulls out his phone on the walk home, marks 10 AM tomorrow in his calendar, and deletes the draft angry email he’d written to the HOA board three days prior.