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Moe Pritchard is 62, retired highway sound barrier installer, and he’s stuck to the same Friday night routine for seven straight years ever since his wife’s stroke took her faster than a semi blowing past a weigh station. He shows up to The Salty Spur at 6:47 sharp, orders a draft IPA that’s just bitter enough to cut the fried cod grease, sits on the third stool from the end, and runs the table at trivia with three old commercial fishermen he’s known since he moved to the Oregon coast town. He doesn’t do small talk, doesn’t let anyone sit on the stool to his left, and has a strict no-new-friends rule he’s never once bent.

The air in the bar reeks of malt vinegar and salt blowing through the screen door, the jukebox spits out Merle Haggard’s *Mama Tried* at a volume just low enough to let you hear the waves crashing two blocks over, and the counter under his forearm is sticky with half-dried soda and spilled beer he doesn’t bother wiping off. He’s halfway through the second round of trivia when someone slides onto that forbidden left stool, and he’s ready to snap a sharp “seat’s taken” before he looks up.

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She’s mid-50s, wears a faded flannel shirt rolled up to her elbows, has ink stains on the side of her thumb, and a silver hoop earring in one ear that glints when she turns her head to order a glass of dry white wine. He knows who she is, everyone does: Clara Voss, the new county librarian, who moved to town three months prior, left her high school principal husband of 22 years, and has been the sole topic of the local gossip mill ever since, half the town swearing she left him for a 22-year-old library volunteer who restores old book bindings. He’d rolled his eyes when the fishermen told him the rumor last week, hated how eager everyone was to pick apart a stranger’s business, but he’d also made a mental note to stay far enough away to avoid getting dragged into it.

Their trivia teams are tied going into the final question, and the bowl of spiced peanuts sits on the counter exactly between his elbow and hers. They both reach for it at the same time, their knuckles brushing hard, and he feels the rough callus on the tip of her index finger, the kind you get from turning thousands of book pages over decades. She doesn’t yank her hand away like he expects, just holds eye contact for three slow beats, the corner of her mouth tugging up in a half-smirk before she grabs a peanut and pops it into her mouth. He feels his ears go hot, and he hates it, hates that he’s flustered like a 16-year-old kid asking a girl to prom for the first time, hates that he can’t stop glancing over at her between questions.

The final trivia question pops up on the bar’s old CRT TV: “What 1972 federal act allocated $2.5 billion for highway noise reduction infrastructure across the U.S.?” Moe knows the answer cold, he spent 30 years installing the barriers that came out of that exact bill, and he scribbles Federal-Aid Highway Act on his team’s slip of paper before the host even finishes reading the question. He hears her mutter the exact same answer under her breath right beside him, quiet enough no one else catches it, and his chest tightens.

His team wins by two points, the prize a crumpled $50 bar gift card tucked into a cheap plastic keychain. He stands up, walks the three steps over to her team’s table before he can talk himself out of it, tears the gift card clean down the middle, and slides half across the table to her. “You earned this,” he says, and he doesn’t miss how the whole bar goes quiet for half a second, everyone’s eyes darting between the two of them like they’re watching a train wreck about to happen.

She picks up the half of the card, their fingers brushing again when she takes it, and she leans in close enough that he can smell lavender soap mixed with the briny ocean air on her clothes. “I heard you restore old CB radios in your garage,” she says, her voice low enough only he can hear it. “I have my dad’s 1978 Cobra 148 GTL sitting in my trunk, hasn’t turned on in 15 years. You think you could take a look at it?”

He hesitates, every alarm bell in his head going off, knows that if he leaves with her the gossip will be so thick in the town diner by Monday morning you could spread it on toast. He thinks about how the last time he felt this kind of sharp, giddy pull towards anyone was 40 years ago, when his wife first asked him to help her fix her beat-up Volkswagen Beetle on the side of the highway. The disgust at the town’s nosiness wins out over his fear of being talked about, and he nods.

The fog is rolling thick off the ocean by the time they walk out of the bar, so thick you can barely see three feet in front of your face, and no one passing by can make out their faces anyway. He holds the passenger door of his beat-up 1998 Ford F-150 open for her, and she pauses on the step, her shoulder brushing his chest, the fog dampening the ends of her hair where it falls against his arm. “I don’t care what anyone says, for the record,” she says, and he nods, reaches up to brush a stray damp strand of hair off her forehead, his calloused palm grazing her cheek for half a second.

He climbs into the driver’s seat, turns the key, and the truck rumbles to life, the old CB radio he installed under the dash crackling faintly with a trucker’s transmission coming down I-5. He pulls out of the parking lot, doesn’t even glance in the rearview mirror to see if anyone’s watching, doesn’t think about the weekly gossip column in the local paper that hits stands Wednesday. He glances over at her, she’s rolling the window down to let the foggy air blow in, and she grins at him, the silver hoop in her ear glinting under the dashboard light.