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Maceo Ruiz, 53, makes his living pulling rotted wood and frayed wiring out of 1970s campers from a converted barn 12 miles outside Asheville. He hasn’t let anyone set foot in his own 1968 Airstream home in six years, not since his ex-wife loaded her suitcase into a U-Haul and told him he cared more about rusted aluminum frames than he ever did about her. It’s not entirely untrue. He avoids small talk, hates the way the town’s gossips latch onto every tiny detail of anyone’s life that’s not their own, and only ventures into Main Street once a week for trivia night at The Rusty Tap, where he sits at the far end of the bar and nurses a single bourbon for three hours.

The bar is packed tighter than usual the Tuesday she slides onto the empty stool next to him, the only open spot left in the whole space. He recognizes her immediately: Lena, the new town librarian, moved to the area three months prior, the subject of half the town’s gossip mill ever since she was spotted at the county fair with the high school football coach. Maceo tucks his elbow closer to his side, determined to ignore her, not interested in adding his name to the list of guys the town speculates is trying to steal her away from a man who can bench 300 pounds.

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She orders a pale ale, and when she reaches across the bar to grab the glass from the bartender, her bare forearm brushes his. He smells lavender soap and the faint, sweet scent of old paper, the kind that sticks to your clothes after you spend hours flipping through 100-year-old books. He can’t help but glance over, and she catches his eye, holds it for three full beats, longer than casual, the corner of her mouth tipping up in a half smile before she turns to watch the trivia host read the next question.

“Your team’s getting destroyed this round,” she says ten minutes later, nodding at the half-filled score sheet in front of him. Her voice is lower than he expected, rough around the edges like she spends half her day yelling over noisy kids in the library’s children’s section. Maceo snorts, taps the sheet where he’d written the wrong answer to a 90s TV question. “Never got into Saved by the Bell. Was too busy working at my dad’s auto shop after school back then.”

She shifts on the stool, leaning in a little so she doesn’t have to yell over the group of construction workers cheering across the bar. Her knee brushes his under the counter, warm through the thin fabric of her jeans, and she doesn’t pull away. “I saw the Scotty Sportsman you posted for sale last week. The 1972 one with the wood paneling inside. I’ve been looking for one forever, but all the other ones I found were so rotted out I’d have to sink 10 grand into them just to make them roadworthy.”

Maceo blinks. He’d posted that listing at 2 a.m. the night before, only shared it to a tiny local camper restoration group, not even his personal Facebook. “You follow that group?” She nods, takes a sip of her beer, and her shoulder presses against his when someone bumps her from behind. “I’m a nerd for vintage campers. Got my first one when I was 22, drove it cross country by myself for three months. Also, everyone in town says you’re the only person within 100 miles who doesn’t cut corners on restorations.”

He can’t help the small, pleased tug at his mouth. He mentions the coach, offhand, half joking that he figured she’d have a guy who’d buy her a brand new RV if she asked. She snorts so hard beer comes out of her nose a little, and she swats his arm playfully, light, her palm warm through his flannel shirt. “That’s just the town making up shit. I went to one charity dinner with him because he was the only person who asked, and he spent the whole night complaining about how the kids these days are too soft to play football. Never going out with him again. I’d rather hang out with someone who knows how to rewire a camper than someone who thinks the best conversation starter is his 2003 state championship ring.”

They talk through the rest of trivia, Maceo forgetting all about the score sheet, leaning in when she tells him about the weird old books people donate to the library, the time someone dropped off a first edition of *To Kill a Mockingbird* in a box of old Harlequin romances. When the bar closes, it’s pouring rain, fat drops smacking the sidewalk so hard they bounce up six inches. Maceo offers to drive her home, his old Ford F150 parked right out front, and she agrees, grabbing his arm to steady herself when she slips on a puddle on the way to the truck.

He pulls up to her small bungalow 10 minutes later, the porch light on, and she turns to him in the passenger seat, rain dripping off the end of her hair onto the dash. “You wanna come in for coffee? I’ve got that dark roast everyone says is too strong. We can talk more about the Scotty. Maybe you can give me a tour of your shop tomorrow.”

Maceo hesitates for half a second, the voice in the back of his head warning him about small town gossip, about how he’s too set in his ways to let someone new in, but then he looks at her, grinning, her eyes bright in the glow of the streetlight, and he reaches for the door handle.