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Rudy Galvez, 52, is a minor league scout for the Cincinnati Reds farm system, and he’s spent the last 15 years living out of a dented Ford F-150, surviving on gas station coffee and ballpark hot dogs, his radar gun permanently slung over his left shoulder. His biggest flaw is a stubborn, self-imposed rigidity around professional boundaries: ever since his ex-wife left him eight years prior, he’s refused any social interaction that could even hint at crossing work lines, convinced indulging personal desire would make him sloppy at the job he’s poured his whole life into. He missed his own daughter’s high school graduation to cover a showcase tournament in Iowa, and he still hasn’t forgiven himself for it, so he’s doubled down on keeping work and life as separate as oil and water.

He’s in western Ohio for the annual small-town corn boil, fresh off watching 17-year-old lefty Jase Bennett throw a no-hitter against the county all-star team, when he grabs a cold IPA from the beer tent and finds an empty spot at the end of a splintered picnic table. The sun’s dipping below the cornfields, painting the sky soft pink and tangerine, and the air smells like buttered corn, fried oreos, and cut grass. He’s scribbling notes on his scouting sheet—fastball tops out at 94, curve has tight 12-6 break, composure under pressure is elite—when someone drops a stack of medical forms on the table next to him, and their shoulder brushes his bare, sunburnt bicep.

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It’s Jase’s mom, Clara. He’s seen her in the stands all week, always wearing a faded Jase’s team jersey, yelling louder than any other parent when her son strikes out a batter. She’s 48, he’d heard another parent say, runs the town’s only vet clinic, has a scar slashing across her left eyebrow from a college softball collision. She smells like lavender hand lotion and fried sweet corn, and when she sits down, her knees are angled toward him, not the rowdy crowd of locals yelling over a cornhole game ten feet away. She nods at his scouting sheet, smirks, says Jase has been talking nonstop about the Reds scout who actually asked him about his pitching mechanics instead of just shoving a business card in his hand.

Rudy’s first instinct is to pack up his notes and leave. Scouting a kid and flirting with his mom is the kind of unprofessional move that gets guys fired, or at least labeled a creep, and he’s spent too many years building his reputation to throw it away for a pretty woman with a smart mouth. But he doesn’t move. He meets her eye, holds the contact for a beat longer than strictly polite, and says the kid’s got the kind of talent you see once every five years, if you’re lucky. She laughs, and the sound is warm, rougher around the edges than he expected, like she spends half her day yelling at skittish dogs and rowdy high schoolers.

His pen rolls off the edge of the table when he shifts to grab a napkin, and they both reach for it at the same time. Their hands brush, hers cold from the frosty beer bottle she’s been holding, and he yanks his hand back like he touched a hot stove, face flushing. She snorts, picks the pen up, twists it between her fingers for a second before handing it back. “Relax,” she says, voice low enough that only he can hear it over the crowd noise. “I don’t bite. Not unless someone asks nicely.”

The tension hums between them for the next 45 minutes, thick enough to cut with a butter knife. They talk about Jase first, then about her vet clinic, then about his years on the road, the way he’s seen small town ball fields all across the midwest, the way he still gets giddy when he sees a kid throw a pitch that makes his jaw drop. He admits he hasn’t gone on a date since his divorce, hasn’t even wanted to, convinced anyone who showed interest would just be bored by his constant travel, his obsession with the game. She leans in a little closer, her knee brushing his under the table, and says she’s been single for three years, ever since her ex-husband left to follow a bluegrass band on tour, and she’s sick of dating guys who think the height of adventure is a trip to the Home Depot garden center.

He’s still fighting the voice in his head yelling that this is a terrible idea, that he’s crossing a line he can’t uncross, when she brushes a piece of corn silk off his shirt sleeve, her fingers lingering on his bicep for two full seconds. “Jase already told me he likes you,” she says, like she can read the conflict written all over his face. “Said you’re the only scout who didn’t treat him like a piece of meat. I’ve been watching you all week, too. You don’t have to be scared of this.”

He agrees to meet her for coffee at the diner on main street the next morning, 7 a.m., no talk of scouting, no pressure, just two people talking. He walks her to her beat-up Subaru truck when the festival starts winding down, and she presses a crumpled slip of paper with her phone number scrawled on it into his palm, leans up to kiss his cheek. Her lip gloss tastes like peach, and he can still feel the press of her mouth on his skin long after she drives off, taillights fading down the dirt road.

He stands there for five minutes, holding the number in one hand and his crumpled scouting sheet in the other, already mentally rearranging his drive schedule so he can skip his usual 6 a.m. gas station breakfast run.