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Earl Hackett’s work boots stick a little to the beer-sticky linoleum as he slides onto his usual scuffed stool at The Rusty Tap, 7pm sharp, the Thursday hot wings special already scrawled in neon chalk behind the bar. At 62, he’s three years retired from a 28-year run as a public high school woodshop teacher, calluses crusted permanently into the pads of his fingers from sanding cedar picnic tables for the county parks department three days a week. He’s avoided even casual dates since his ex-wife packed her pickup and drove for Portland in 2011, convinced he’s too set in his ways, too fond of his quiet evenings sanding and listening to old Merle Haggard records, to let anyone new into his orbit. His worst flaw, he’ll admit if he’s drunk enough, is that he hates picking sides, would rather sip his Pabst and stare at the game on the overhead TV than wade into any of the small-town drama that’s been blowing up for weeks over the local library’s book ban vote.

The two construction workers two stools over are snickering loud enough to cut through the jukebox’s Johnny Cash deep cut, cracking jokes about “that librarian lady” who’s been fighting the ban tooth and nail, calling her a troublemaker who’s got no business in their mountain town. Earl glances over before he can stop himself. She’s tucked into the booth by the front window, sipping a spiked cider, flipping through a beat-up copy of Mary Oliver poetry, silver streaks threading through her dark wavy hair, a faded Johnny Cash patch sewn to the elbow of her worn denim jacket, blue ink smudged on the side of her wrist. The bartender, Jake, slides Earl’s basket of wings across the bar with a quiet warning not to talk to her, says half the regulars have been giving her the cold shoulder all week for “pushing smut on kids.”

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Earl nods, takes a sip of beer, tells himself he’ll mind his own business. He’s halfway through his third wing when she stands to get a refill, trips over the loose floorboard right by his stool, grabs his forearm to steady herself before she can face-plant into the peanut bowl on the bar. Her palm is warm through the thin flannel of his shirt, her fingers brushing the raised scar on his forearm he got from a slip of the table saw back in 2017, and he freezes for half a second, his beer halfway to his mouth. She apologizes, voice low and a little smoky, hazel eyes crinkling at the corners when she grins, swiping a stray drop of spilled cider off her jeans. He tells her it’s no problem, passes her a stack of napkins without thinking. She mentions she’s been looking for someone to fix a cracked oak book cart at the library, says she can’t pay much, and he tells her he does small carpentry jobs on the side, no charge for the library. The construction workers go quiet, he can feel their eyes burning into the side of his head, and for a second he almost backtracks, almost says he was just being polite, that he doesn’t want to get involved. But then she laughs at a dumb joke he makes about how school furniture is built to survive teen chaos, and he can’t bring himself to say it.

One of the construction workers, Roy, a guy Earl’s gone fishing with three times, yells across the bar loud enough the whole room goes quiet, asking her if she’s here to “corrupt our kids with that garbage you keep on the shelves.” Earl’s jaw tightens. He sits for a beat, then grabs the extra basket of dry rub wings he ordered for his lunch the next day, slides off his stool, carries it over to her booth, and sits down across from her. He speaks loud enough for everyone to hear, says he taught half the kids Roy’s yelling about for 20 years, that a little explicit poetry never hurt anyone, that it’s way less damaging than the garbage they watch unmonitored on TikTok all day. Roy stares at him for a second, then scoffs, goes back to his beer. Marnie’s eyes go wide, then she grins, pushes a crinkle cut fry across the table to him. Their fingers brush when she passes him a bottle of habanero hot sauce, and he feels a jolt up his spine he hasn’t felt in 12 years, sharp and warm and impossible to ignore.

They talk for two hours, until the bar starts closing up, the bartender stacking chairs on the tables around them. He tells her about the custom picnic tables he builds for families up on the mountain, she tells him about the after-school poetry club she runs for teens who don’t fit in with the sports crowd. He walks her to her beat-up Subaru when they leave, the air crisp with pine and wood smoke from the fire pit out front, and she leans in first, kissing him on the cheek, then on the mouth, tasting like spiked cider and cinnamon gum. He doesn’t overthink it, doesn’t worry about what the regulars will say when he comes back next Thursday, just wraps one calloused hand around her waist, pulls her a little closer. She leaves her dog-eared Mary Oliver collection on the passenger seat of his truck when she drives off, and he tucks it into the inside pocket of his flannel jacket before he unlocks his own door, turns the key in the ignition.