An elderly man notices his wife seems to be having difficulty hearing, so he suggests she take a hearing test. She firmly refuses, insisting there’s nothing wrong.
Determined to prove his point, he comes up with a clever plan. He heads upstairs, grabs a recorder, and returns to the kitchen, knowing she’s there.
He calls out, “Honey, what’s for dinner?”
No answer.
He moves a little farther, standing at the bottom of the stairs, and repeats, “Honey, what’s for dinner?” Still nothing.
He walks into the living room, leans in, and shouts, “Honey, what’s for dinner?” Silence.
Finally, standing right behind her in the kitchen, he calls out in a loud voice, “HONEY! WHAT’S FOR DINNER?!”
She turns around, a bit frustrated, and exclaims, “Damn it, Al, for the hundredth time, CHICKEN!!!”
? Hope that gave you a good laugh!
The Camping Couple’s Misunderstanding
An elderly couple decides to go camping under the stars. After pitching their tent, they fall asleep, but in the middle of the night, the wife wakes her husband up.
“Look at the stars,” she says. “What do you see?”
The husband replies, “I see millions and millions of stars.”
The wife asks, “And what do you make of that?”
The husband, deep in thought, says, “Well, if there are millions of stars, and some of them have planets, it’s quite likely that some of those planets could be like Earth. And if there are planets like Earth, there might even be life.”
There’s a slight pause before the wife says, “No, honey, it means somebody stole our tent.”
? Hope that made you smile too! Have a wonderful day ahead!
