The Fabulous Flight Attendant and the Princess
I was on a flight recently, and the flight attendant—who was absolutely fantastic—was really living it up. He was serving drinks and food with style, practically strutting down the aisle like he was on a fashion runway. He had the whole cabin in high spirits, turning the flight into an entertaining experience.
As the plane started its descent, he made another one of his signature announcements: “Captain Marvey has asked me to let you know we’ll be landing soon on the big, scary plane. So, if you could kindly put your trays up, that would be fabulous!”
But as he made his way back through the cabin, he noticed a super-stylish young woman who hadn’t moved a muscle.
With dramatic flair, he said, “Maybe you didn’t hear me over those roaring engines, but I asked you to raise your tray so our main man can safely land this beauty.”
The woman shot back, “In my country, I’m called a Princess. I don’t take orders from anyone.”
Without missing a beat, the flight attendant snapped back, “Well, sweetie, in my country, I’m called a Queen—so guess what? I outrank you. Tray up, Bitch.”
The Blonde Tourist in Washington, DC
A blonde woman was visiting Washington, DC for the first time and decided to check out the Capitol building. After a little wandering, she got lost and asked a cop for directions: “Excuse me, officer, how do I get to the Capitol building?”
The cop, being helpful, replied, “Just wait for the number 54 bus. It’ll take you straight there.”
She thanked him and waited.
Three hours later, the officer drove by again and saw her still at the bus stop.
He pulled over and said, “Ma’am, I told you to wait for the 54 bus. It’s been three hours. Why are you still here?”
The blonde looked up, smiled, and said, “Don’t worry, officer. The 45th bus just went by. It won’t be long now!”
Hope that gave you a good laugh! Wishing you a smile-filled day ahead!
